mow

"I wish my lawn were more emo so it would cut itself."
-Krista's facebook

Women - Know Your Limits!

"I like kittens!"





More Harry Enfield Comedy

Air ~ Cherry Blossom Girl

Thank you Thank you

Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max for recovering some of my artwork pictures, lost during my harddrive crash. Here are two, a sketch and an oil, that were done most recently. May post more later

Nathan, oil

Emmanuel, picture sketch

Paris, watercolor

This Week's Best

Some of the best quotes from this week's Overheard in New York:

Mommy's Not Done Tucking, Honey
Little girl singing in stall: It's okay that Mommy is a man, Mommy is a man, Mommy is a man! It's okay that...
Mom: Brooke! Jesus Christ!
Little girl: Oh, Mommy is a man la la la la la! Can we get tacos?

--Restroom, MoMA

They Wanted Someone Who Could Hallucinate Outside the Box
Fashionista: Yeah, one time I thought I took, like, 96 bong hits, but then I realized that I wasn't inhaling.
Boyfriend: What about the time you ate thirty mushrooms and applied to Morgan Stanley?
Fashionista: Haha, I know! Who would have thought I'd have gotten that job?!

--Bowery Bar

Through Beer Goggles, It Reads 'Fhsghg'
Dude looking at sign for Godiva store: If you look at that sign, you could read it as 'Go diva.'
Chick: Yeah, if you look at it through gay goggles.

--The Village

Wednesday One-Liners Join the UFC
Hobo to entire platform: You've seen cripple fights. You've seen hobo boxing. Now prepare yourselves for rich white assholes pushing to get on the train. [Train pulls in.] Briefcases may be used as shields. Good luck, folks.

--4/5 platform, Union Square

Paris Je T'aime

Exclusive trailer premiere of "Paris Je T'aime".

Paris, Je T'aime Trailer

Six degrees

AMBIGUITY

Will the boy get the girl in the end
Will it turn out the way we want it to
Will the good guys win
If you watch enough television or movies
You find yourself expecting these neat resolutions
We’ve become addicted to happy endings, to closure
But life, is all about the ambiguities
And it has been said that the only certainty there is in life
is that you never know what’s going to happen.

If only this was real...

WAKEY'Z

Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.
~Author Unknown

Bjork's New Album

Full version of Bjork's upcoming single "Innocence"...
...on her MySpace page.

Heylerhe?

From CuteOverload.com

"Um. What's taking you so long to post today?

Heylerhe!?

Is anyone there!? [tapping receiver rapidly]

All I'm getting is fuzz."

White bun "Mirah" and brown bun "Toshi" sent in by Flickr-er Mia S.!

INFIDEL

INFIDEL continues to have some of the Best Hard Sound to come out of the circuit in a decade.

Fix

Blast into space
Fall down from grace
Know your place
I am the fix for you

You can get desperate
for anything rapturous,
disaster or bliss.

MARCO LOVE

MARCO Love.

My new hairstyle and hairstylist are a work of art.

Of NY and 12 inches

Came home tonight to the most lovely smell of my Wisteria blooming on the patio. It filled my lungs and invigorated my spirit.


NY highlights:
~12" of my hair has now been donated to Locks of Love cut by Marco - celebrity stylist. It's a big change, but it's amazing.
~I've learned that I can't walk more than 5 hours in Soho with stilettos.
~I've learned that that my color chart is still in effect.
~I've learned that Fendi sunglasses are excellent at hiding eyes.
~I've learned that I'm an amazing cook.
~I also learned I really rock at science.

Box of Sunshine

You say
Love forever
Your eyes
Want another

Everybody wants your sunshine
Everybody wants you, so fine
Everyone can have you, but
You're mine, mine, mine

Box of
Sunshine
Box of
Sunshine


If that's what you want
That's what you're going to get
If that's what you need
A few more
A few more than I
Desire, I
Still want you
Sharing like lovers do

Everybody wants your sunshine
Everybody wants you, so fine
Everyone can have you, but
You're mine, mine, mine

Box of
Sunshine
Box of
Sunshine

http://www.myspace.com/infidelinc

B6/5 continued

Today we had a gunshot victum on the unit; failed suicide. Shotgun to the face. I hate how everyone sees this as normal. I hate how everyone writes in their notebooks. And I hate how I'm turning into them.

House, MD
"Family"

Foreman: I hate that in order to be like you as a doctor I have to be like you as a human being. I don't want to turn into you.

Foreman: You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less.


----New 05/03
Links from Cindy and David:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/%7eaemart/noface/index.html

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/191547.php

http://arthistory.about.com/library/artists/lists/bl_suicide.htm
.

That I Would Be Good

Alanis Morissette › That I Would Be Good

That I would be good even if I did nothing
That I would be good even if I got the thumbs down
That I would be good if I got and stayed sick

That I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth
That I would be great if I was no longer queen
That I would be grand if I was not all knowing

That I would be loved even when I numb myself
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed
That I would be loved even when I was fuming

That I would be good even if I lost sanity
That I would be good
Whether with or without you
.

Done!

FOR THOSE OF YOU who were interested I survived my "Faculty Defense" today. Regardless of Richie 3 inches away!

HH

His Holiness


Hot of the presses from a trip to India...David, I do believe you are the first person ever to take thermographic images of the Dali Lama.

His Holiness "HH", Prayer flags, and clouds in infrared false-color images:

Richie (Director of our program) and HH

Matthieu and Barry


Clouds