Tuesday, March 13, 2007

How to date me 101

Do challenge me.
Don’t compete with me.
Don’t tell me I’m gorgeous or smart.
Do tell me I’m unique.
Don’t buy me drinks.
Do buy me dessert.
Don’t stare at my chest.
Do stare in my eyes.
Don’t be authoritative.
Do be assertive.

Do tease me.
Don’t deny me.
Do notice the small things.
Don’t quote poetry.
Do be original.
Don’t be arrogant.
Do be confident.
Don’t ignore my friends.
Do dress well.
Don’t mistake conflict for passion.
Do let me infatuate you.
Don’t let me know it.

1 comment:

Max said...

If only dating succesfully was possible after just "How to date me 101." It sure would be easier on us guys if we could take the course BEFORE the first date!

I just realized something- is this course being offered after an introdution?

I think it'd be cool if you also listed some basic requirements of levels 102 through the upper-levels and into the advanced levels. Also- are there electives, things like extra credit for opening doors and holding hands?