Monday, April 16, 2007

THE BEST EMAIL EVER


From: mpb309 (mpb309@talkmatch.com)

To: ella251 (ella251@talkmatch.com)

Date received: April 16, 2007

Subject: I love wearing red lipstick, too!

Howdy-

Well, this is a first. Besides the photos, your profile is laced with streaks of sass and funk.... and it truthfully gave me an erection. I'm looking for more than just a pretty face; a girl with a large brain turns me on like nothing else. Kudos!

You wear white after Labor Day? I look good in white and don't listen to any of those fashion fuckos either. I also drive a white Maxima... and it's a manual transmission to boot. How 'bout dem apples?

I see one of your turn-ons it tattoos. I just got this wicked unicorn ink job on the small of my back. All the boys at the gym now recognize me as the Alpha Male. I'm definitely a bad boy, but one every mother could love!

Seriously though, you had lots of good things to say and you seem real passionate about life. So am I, and I don't even know where to start telling my story. Maybe I could fill you in a little bit, if you're interested (and you should be).

Take care,
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