Fact

Fact: HAPPY PEOPLE AGE SLOWER

Happiness causes blood flow at the surface of the skin, maintaining the ideal circulation for healthy, youthful skin.

New phone

My new Razor has voice recognition software that actually can text and send pictures, in addition to dialing.


This is bordering on pre-cognition.

Soon the machines will rule us.

Yes, EET is Real

Pasted from Source

Chipmonk: Try dees delicious salted peanut. I foraged eet just for you. [Places tempting peanut on lips]

The Raccoon, she will bring dee Chardonnay—it complimaynts the peanut so nicely. I get you another peanut, non?

Wine just shot out my nose looking at this pic. Cheers, Cristen L.

Jun 18, 2007 in | Permalink

OINY this week

Airplane!

United Airlines employee on PA: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to use the last-one-on-is-a-rotten-egg method of boarding here.

--LaGuardia

Overheard by: Hour-and-a-Half Delayed

Pilot, as the seatbelt sign goes off: All rise.

--Airtran flight from Atlanta to LaGuardia

Overheard by: Debbie Kate

Smart Stays with You, Sweetie

Mother: You're so pretty.
Four-year-old daughter, stomping: Don't call me pretty! I need to be smart and pretty!
Mother: Okay, you're smart.
Four-year-old daughter, crying: Nooo! Mom! Don't just say 'smart.' Say 'smart and pretty.' It needs to be both! I can't just be smart! Smart and pretty, together!

--Park Ave South

Overheard in New York

We Could Always Put on Miniskirts, Go to Times Square, and Test My Theory

European girl: My mother is from Norway and my father is from Ireland.
Chinese girl: I'm purebred. If humans sold like puppies, I'd sell for way more than you.

--Chelsea

Overheard in New York

Which Probably Means I'm Your Biological Father after All

Five-year-old boy: Daddy, why is Mommy crying?
Unemotional father: Son, your mother is crying because you are an asshole.

--1 train

Overheard in New York

partially censored

Gmail Chat

me: so you know i am still sick from last night Jessica: what happened? me: [omitted text] Jessica: i did not think you were capable of such shenanigans! me: me neither apparently i wasn't living up to my full potential Jessica: i wish i was there, miss you guys so allie came down for the one night? are you back now? me: no she didnt i did this all by myself Jessica: ha! LOL and i hate that acronym Jessica: hopefully you didn't have nipple slips and panty flashes me: ohhhhh lets say [omitted text] Jessica: you were naked in [omitted text]???? HAHAHAHA me: it was fabulous Jessica: you are awesome! Jessica: i wish i had been there to chaperone me: or cheer

Options Pop-in Star this chat Go off the record Block Jessica

Jessica Kirkland

Murder on the Dance Floor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Cousin Caitlin's photos from Paris

Caitlin Kerr (Journalism) - Photos from Paris
My talent is with a brush, hers with a lens. Stunning collection.

Exactly like my dad

12-year-old skater kid: Dad, is there such a thing as a friendly kiss?
Dad: I will neither confirm nor deny the veracity of that statement at this time.
12-year-old skater kid: What a nerd. Mom?
Mom: Depends where it was, honey.
12-year-old skater kid, into cell: Dude, where did she kiss you?

--Toys "R" Us

Something

www.postsecret.com

Jealous

www.postsecret.com

Fútbol!

Here's to the Euro 2008 qualifiers. Fútbol. The only sport worth watching outside of American Hockey IMO. (Vera y Carlito your teams are under the cut)

David Albelda; 29; Spain; Club: Valencia.

MORE

Betony Vernon

Betony Vernon
Erotic Jewerly
Milan Italy

Angelina wearing a piece designed by Betony is this months Esquire.

Sexy Time!

Kevin Spacey, Susan Sarandon and Matt Dillon appaear in a fake PSA at the MTV Movie Awards last night for "Boratitis".



And incase you missed it...Will and Sasha's lip lock, "High 5-ah!"



VIDEO

I heart Bjork

Bjork in this month's SPIN


Q & A this way...

I'm Not There - Release TBA

Ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where seven characters embody a different aspect of the musician's life and work.

Cate Blanchette
Christian Bale
Heath Ledger
Richard Gere
MORE

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[placeholder for Caitlin's photos from Paris]


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Chip CMT

Chip (middle) on the CMT red carpet pretending to be cool (good job)!

Giving up

when painting
there is a point
you must step away from the canvas
as the work
is done
any more would take away.

LIttle girl

Postsecret.com

Counting Crows - Colorblind

I am folded
and unfolded
and unfolding
I am ready
I am ready
I am

Rose McGowan for Italian Vogue

Rose McGowan for Italian Vogue by Ellen von Unwerth




Rose McGowan for Italian Vogue by Ellen von Unwerth
View @ Rose-McGowan.com

Willem Jan Neutelings and Michiel Riedijk

Conceived in collaboration with the 65-year-old artist Jaap Drupsteen, the structure’s panels are imprinted with famous images from Dutch television: the justice minister riding his bicycle, say, or Johan Cruyff scoring a goal. Using computer technology, Mr. Drupsteen ran the images together and baked them into the glass.

The effect is mesmerizing. The images are only barely discernible from certain angles, as if the building were imprinted with the faint traces of shared memories. But the exterior facades are also a sly critique of contemporary culture. The blur of images conveys the daily bombardment from the Internet, television, movies and newspapers, yet here they seem frozen in time, as if temporarily tamed.

--the New York Times

Chick: When I say I'm not hungry what I mean is I just want to eat the icing off something.

--Washington Square

New hair

*Fashionista*

mow

"I wish my lawn were more emo so it would cut itself."
-Krista's facebook

Women - Know Your Limits!

"I like kittens!"





More Harry Enfield Comedy

Air ~ Cherry Blossom Girl

Thank you Thank you

Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max Thank you Max for recovering some of my artwork pictures, lost during my harddrive crash. Here are two, a sketch and an oil, that were done most recently. May post more later

Nathan, oil

Emmanuel, picture sketch

Paris, watercolor

This Week's Best

Some of the best quotes from this week's Overheard in New York:

Mommy's Not Done Tucking, Honey
Little girl singing in stall: It's okay that Mommy is a man, Mommy is a man, Mommy is a man! It's okay that...
Mom: Brooke! Jesus Christ!
Little girl: Oh, Mommy is a man la la la la la! Can we get tacos?

--Restroom, MoMA

They Wanted Someone Who Could Hallucinate Outside the Box
Fashionista: Yeah, one time I thought I took, like, 96 bong hits, but then I realized that I wasn't inhaling.
Boyfriend: What about the time you ate thirty mushrooms and applied to Morgan Stanley?
Fashionista: Haha, I know! Who would have thought I'd have gotten that job?!

--Bowery Bar

Through Beer Goggles, It Reads 'Fhsghg'
Dude looking at sign for Godiva store: If you look at that sign, you could read it as 'Go diva.'
Chick: Yeah, if you look at it through gay goggles.

--The Village

Wednesday One-Liners Join the UFC
Hobo to entire platform: You've seen cripple fights. You've seen hobo boxing. Now prepare yourselves for rich white assholes pushing to get on the train. [Train pulls in.] Briefcases may be used as shields. Good luck, folks.

--4/5 platform, Union Square

Paris Je T'aime

Exclusive trailer premiere of "Paris Je T'aime".

Paris, Je T'aime Trailer

Six degrees

AMBIGUITY

Will the boy get the girl in the end
Will it turn out the way we want it to
Will the good guys win
If you watch enough television or movies
You find yourself expecting these neat resolutions
We’ve become addicted to happy endings, to closure
But life, is all about the ambiguities
And it has been said that the only certainty there is in life
is that you never know what’s going to happen.

If only this was real...

WAKEY'Z

Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.
~Author Unknown

Bjork's New Album

Full version of Bjork's upcoming single "Innocence"...
...on her MySpace page.

Heylerhe?

From CuteOverload.com

"Um. What's taking you so long to post today?

Heylerhe!?

Is anyone there!? [tapping receiver rapidly]

All I'm getting is fuzz."

White bun "Mirah" and brown bun "Toshi" sent in by Flickr-er Mia S.!

INFIDEL

INFIDEL continues to have some of the Best Hard Sound to come out of the circuit in a decade.

Fix

Blast into space
Fall down from grace
Know your place
I am the fix for you

You can get desperate
for anything rapturous,
disaster or bliss.

MARCO LOVE

MARCO Love.

My new hairstyle and hairstylist are a work of art.

Of NY and 12 inches

Came home tonight to the most lovely smell of my Wisteria blooming on the patio. It filled my lungs and invigorated my spirit.


NY highlights:
~12" of my hair has now been donated to Locks of Love cut by Marco - celebrity stylist. It's a big change, but it's amazing.
~I've learned that I can't walk more than 5 hours in Soho with stilettos.
~I've learned that that my color chart is still in effect.
~I've learned that Fendi sunglasses are excellent at hiding eyes.
~I've learned that I'm an amazing cook.
~I also learned I really rock at science.

Box of Sunshine

You say
Love forever
Your eyes
Want another

Everybody wants your sunshine
Everybody wants you, so fine
Everyone can have you, but
You're mine, mine, mine

Box of
Sunshine
Box of
Sunshine


If that's what you want
That's what you're going to get
If that's what you need
A few more
A few more than I
Desire, I
Still want you
Sharing like lovers do

Everybody wants your sunshine
Everybody wants you, so fine
Everyone can have you, but
You're mine, mine, mine

Box of
Sunshine
Box of
Sunshine

http://www.myspace.com/infidelinc

B6/5 continued

Today we had a gunshot victum on the unit; failed suicide. Shotgun to the face. I hate how everyone sees this as normal. I hate how everyone writes in their notebooks. And I hate how I'm turning into them.

House, MD
"Family"

Foreman: I hate that in order to be like you as a doctor I have to be like you as a human being. I don't want to turn into you.

Foreman: You'll save more people than I will. But I'll settle for killing less.


----New 05/03
Links from Cindy and David:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/%7eaemart/noface/index.html

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2004/08/06/191547.php

http://arthistory.about.com/library/artists/lists/bl_suicide.htm
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That I Would Be Good

Alanis Morissette › That I Would Be Good

That I would be good even if I did nothing
That I would be good even if I got the thumbs down
That I would be good if I got and stayed sick

That I would be good if I lost my hair and my youth
That I would be great if I was no longer queen
That I would be grand if I was not all knowing

That I would be loved even when I numb myself
That I would be good even when I am overwhelmed
That I would be loved even when I was fuming

That I would be good even if I lost sanity
That I would be good
Whether with or without you
.

Done!

FOR THOSE OF YOU who were interested I survived my "Faculty Defense" today. Regardless of Richie 3 inches away!

HH

His Holiness


Hot of the presses from a trip to India...David, I do believe you are the first person ever to take thermographic images of the Dali Lama.

His Holiness "HH", Prayer flags, and clouds in infrared false-color images:

Richie (Director of our program) and HH

Matthieu and Barry


Clouds