itty bitty puppies

aaawwwwhhhhh

whoops

The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA.
Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic
bacteria and there would be no music. ~Lewis Thomas

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DPC Collaborative Photo-A-Day

DPC Collaborative Photo-A-Day

u outta be in pictures

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

the company bitch

funny as hell post by The Company Bitch.
for the record, perjury 5 or higher is fine in my book

i think that mediocrity

has no place in romance.
there are so many things in life to be mediocre about, love shouldn't be one of them.
i will never settle

life passport

as soon as i figure out what i want
i promise to go after it

invisible world

if you put a cat in a black cylindrical cage with only white vertical lines painted on its inside for the first portion of their lives, when the animal is removed and placed in the environment, they will not be able to see anything that is not vertical.

during those first months their brains are maturing at a critical period. since during that critical period their brain only saw vertical lines, those are the only ‘visual receptors’ that the brain of the cat developed. so things with angled or horizontal lines in the environment, such as another animal or a horizon, would be completely invisible to this cat. It would be as if they did not exist.

if you stretch your mind there are implications...perhaps infants who do not receive a particular type of emotion or care at a critical period of time may simply not have the ‘receptors’ or capacity to feel or understand certain responses later in their lives. we are such sensitive creatures....take the sensation of touch. infants in orphanages in the 1940's who were fed and changed but never held, stroked, or spoken too, died.

aid

please help all disasters
even if you can only give a little

tsunami dec 2005 anniversary

yes of course i will marry you

my friend jessica

is like a cupie doll
that could kill you

i am addicted

to extraordinary beauty in ordinary people

all i want is hue

art should have rich color, like life. in this time period all pigments were created seperately from natural materials. a very rare and exquisite piece (held by canada).

Théophile Hamel (1817-1870)
"Noémie, Eugénie, Antoinette et Séphora Hamel, nièces de l'artiste"

i will always believe in

MAGIC

i just don't get it

botox.
yes, i want to pay, for someone to inject poision into my face and remove all evidence that i have lived, loved and laughed to the fullest in my life.

but don't forget kant

Reflecting upon itself, brain creates mind.

Reflecting upon itself, mind creates void.

Reflecting upon itself, void creates universe.

Reflecting upon itself, universe creates consciousness.

Reflecting upon itself, consciousness creates brain.

~R. Ascott~

Descartes error

Emotion, Reason, and the Human Brain

admitting your addiction

is the first step to recovery

i wish i were in paris

with pierre

Darling when life gives you lemons

make a lemon martini

Lemon Drop Martini-
Combine 1 - 1/2 oz vodka and 1/2 oz Caravella Limoncella .
Shake with ice and pour into a martini glass.
Garnish with a lemon peel.

happy st patricks

Loretta Lux

Have you discovered Loretta Lux

music

music is like an amplifier of the soul. whatever emotion I am feeling can be taken immediately to a level so intense I cannot breathe then when it ceases immediately the feeling is lifted and I am silent again.

alone

1829
First printed in
Scribner's Monthly Magazine
September 1875

by Edgar Allan Poe

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.

human beings are fascinatings creatures

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

presents

i want to

how can we make a difference if we can’t even help ourselves

she was a student in my program who put a bullet in her head
i didn't know her the director found her in the clinic sitting in a chair with the entire back of her head blown out she had left a neatly written note on where he could find her research materials and other essentials

i know some of us are in too deep i could quit but here's the thing
i love the playing field

I Love Sensual Women by Daniil Ivanovich Kharms

I Love Sensual Women by Daniil Ivanovich Kharms

I love sensual women and not passionate ones. A passionate woman closes her eyes, moans and shouts and the enjoyment of a passionate woman is blind.

A passionate woman writhes about, grabs you with her hands without looking where, clasps you, kisses you, even bites you and hurries to reach her climax as soon as she can. She has no time to display her sexual organs, no time to examine, touch with the hand and kiss your sexual organs, she is in such a hurry to slake her passion. Having slaked her passion, the passionate woman will fall asleep. The sexual organs of a passionate woman are dry. A passionate woman is always in some way or another mannish.

The sensual woman is always feminine.
Her contours are rounded and abundant.

The sensual woman rarely reaches a blind passion. She savours sexual enjoyment.
The sensual woman is always a woman and even in an unaroused state her sexual organs are moist. She has to wear a bandage on her sexual organs, so as not to soak them with moisture.

When she takes the bandage off in the evening, the bandage is so wet that it can be squeezed out.

Thanks to such an abundance of juices, the sexual organs of a sensual woman give off a slight, pleasant smell which increases strongly when the sensual woman is aroused. Then the juice from her sexual organs is secreted in a syrupy stream.

A sensual woman likes you to examine her sexual organs.

Santana > Put your lights on

Hey now all you sinners
Put your lights on put your lights on
Hey now all you lovers
Put your lights on put your lights on

Hey now all you killers
Put your lights on put your lights on
Hey now all you children
Leave your lights on you better leave your lights on

Cause there’s a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear
There’s an angel with a hand on my head
She say I’ve got nothing to fear

There’s a darkness deep in my soul
I still got a purpose to serve
So let your light shine into my hole
God don’t let me lose my nerve
Lose my nerve

Hey now hey now hey now hey now
Wo oh hey now hey now hey now hey now

Hey now all you sinners
Put your lights on put your lights on
Hey now all you children
Leave your lights on you better leave your lights on

Because there’s a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear
There’s an angel with a hand on my head
She say’s I’ve got nothing to fear
La ill aha ill allah
We all shine like stars
We all shine like stars
Then we fade away