Friday, June 29, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Daily Candy - Strap On
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You rarely enjoy a spat. You say things you regret (to hell with you — and your minuscule member!) and get a terrible night’s sleep (sofa city serves you very, very wrong). But here’s a spat you can get on board with: Posso. An updated version of the over-the-shoe accessory popular in the late 1800s, this spat is made of high-end Italian leather with a bendable internal wire structure, which means you can transform your simple sandals, ho-hum heels, and boring boots into runway-worthy chaussures. There’s a stellar selection to choose from: Fold the black croc-skin spat over to create silver wings for a spacey couture look. Crumple a cream spat down for a feminine ruffle. Or wear the short gold as is for minimalist chic. At $240 to $290 a spat, they’re not exactly cheap, but look at it as an alternative to buying an expensive pair of shoes. Which should prevent any sort of spat.
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Mmmmmm...momma likes.
Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies:
Best "Out of Office" Automatic e-mail Replies:
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2 . You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my brain
and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply
in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me.
Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I've run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Fact
Fact: HAPPY PEOPLE AGE SLOWER
Happiness causes blood flow at the surface of the skin, maintaining the ideal circulation for healthy, youthful skin.
Friday, June 22, 2007
New phone
This is bordering on pre-cognition.
Soon the machines will rule us.
Monday, June 18, 2007
Yes, EET is Real
Chipmonk: Try dees delicious salted peanut. I foraged eet just for you. [Places tempting peanut on lips]
The Raccoon, she will bring dee Chardonnay—it complimaynts the peanut so nicely. I get you another peanut, non?
Wine just shot out my nose looking at this pic. Cheers, Cristen L.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
OINY this week
United Airlines employee on PA: Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to use the last-one-on-is-a-rotten-egg method of boarding here.
--LaGuardia
Overheard by: Hour-and-a-Half Delayed
Pilot, as the seatbelt sign goes off: All rise.
--Airtran flight from Atlanta to LaGuardia
Overheard by: Debbie Kate
Smart Stays with You, Sweetie
Mother: You're so pretty.
Four-year-old daughter, stomping: Don't call me pretty! I need to be smart and pretty!
Mother: Okay, you're smart.
Four-year-old daughter, crying: Nooo! Mom! Don't just say 'smart.' Say 'smart and pretty.' It needs to be both! I can't just be smart! Smart and pretty, together!
--Park Ave South
Overheard in New York
We Could Always Put on Miniskirts, Go to Times Square, and Test My Theory
European girl: My mother is from Norway and my father is from Ireland.
Chinese girl: I'm purebred. If humans sold like puppies, I'd sell for way more than you.
--Chelsea
Overheard in New York
Which Probably Means I'm Your Biological Father after All
Five-year-old boy: Daddy, why is Mommy crying?
Unemotional father: Son, your mother is crying because you are an asshole.
--1 train
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Cousin Caitlin's photos from Paris
My talent is with a brush, hers with a lens. Stunning collection.
Exactly like my dad
Dad: I will neither confirm nor deny the veracity of that statement at this time.
12-year-old skater kid: What a nerd. Mom?
Mom: Depends where it was, honey.
12-year-old skater kid, into cell: Dude, where did she kiss you?
--Toys "R" Us
Monday, June 04, 2007
Betony Vernon
Erotic Jewerly
Milan Italy
Sexy Time!
And incase you missed it...Will and Sasha's lip lock, "High 5-ah!"
VIDEO
Saturday, June 02, 2007
I'm Not There - Release TBA
Ruminations on the life of Bob Dylan, where seven characters embody a different aspect of the musician's life and work.
Cate Blanchette
Christian Bale
Heath Ledger
Richard Gere
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