Dissertation BarbieTM has arrived!
special features include (but are not limited too)
- narcoleptic like ability to fall asleep at any time
- spontaneous alternation between hysterical laughter and crying
- appreciation for heavy metal rock at 3am
- speed of food consumption induces chronic hiccups
- walking, talking and eating may be done while fully asleep
- newfound understanding of cult mentality behind suicide
- hallucinations and delusions of concept 'vacation'
additional features:
- permanently affixed dsani water bottle
- intravenous catheter for caffeine administration
Get yours today!
3 comments:
I'd buy one.
Except I'm afraid it may just suffocate me in my sleep.
I 'Next Blog' found you, and now I shall 'Next Blog' my way out!
Ta ta.
fabulous. she also comes with sidekick assistant professor skipper, who earns her tenure through extremely interesting endeavors ;)
Interesting endeavors, eh?
I almost don't ... but I really do want to know what those are.
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