Don't We All, Buddy

New Indian cashier: I don't have any change. How do I get more change?
Old Indian cashier: Call on the intercom for the manager to come to the front.
New Indian cashier, over intercom: Manager to the front, please. I need change, please. I badly need change.

--Duane Reade, 50th & Broadway

Source: Overheard in New York